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Eleminator

"One Man, One Dezaia!" -ingame description

The Elite Eliminator, aka SSJ Grant MacDonald is a great unit for both offense and defense and is seemingly unstoppable; however, his short movement radius is his only weakness. The Elite Eliminator resembles a naked cowboy in the showers at ram ranch, he has 30 health points and can deal 10 damage per hit.

Statistics[]

Health: 30

Damage: 10

Special: Super Naked (Big hard throbbing cocks get sucked real deep)

Range: 1 Tile

Movement: 2 Tiles 

Cost: 499 Army Gold

Selling Price: $50

Type: Infantry

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Trivia[]

  • The Eliminator uses a double Gatlings
  • His arsenal also includes two Soviet RPG-7's (the same weapon the normal Going Commandos use), and a model pineapple grenade that he plays with when he appears bored, and ejaculates on it to get rid of even more boredom.
  • He smokes a cigar, wears a cowboy hat, and has a heart tattoo, wow I think this game predicted Grant MacDonald.
  • He can kill a Battle Tank (Enemy) in one hit.
  • He bears a resemblance to Dutch from Predator, nah, I don't think Dutch is a naked cowboy in the showers at ram ranch.
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